Deeeeep thots (reddit)

 This could take a while to write, pardon my dust.
Or ignore it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeworkHelp/comments/1jfu1az/1st_grade_math_how_can_you_describe_this/?sort=old

Get some people with an obsession to jaw on about absolutely anything,
Or,
Read my blog and despair that there are no comments.
People will wax philosophical about anything.
Using many words.

It's a trick question.
Many say "No" (it cannot be proven) as a pithy and meaningful answer.
Or being the supercharged genius first-grader you are, you could

• draw a numberline
• Convert ONE of the sides (so it isn't both sides)

uh.....

I ran outta steam.
rewrite 4+2 to 5+1 (says someone)
If there was a vote, no one would agree, and anarchy and chaos would ensue.

Dictators would dismiss the question and fire the questioner.
Then they could dictate the answer.

I flunked math for many reasons but this one deserves recognition
(Math is written by these guys)

5+2=4+(1+1)
Who the hell invited Parentheses?

I'm not up on my emojis but this guy loves his own answer.
1st grade math doesn't include variables nor parentheses, does it?
I'm guessing this was a small lesson,
 to teach you to understand _______,
and the "_____" was edited out to turn it into a trick question.

Some teacher who talks like one, wrote the below.
Unfortunately they touched on several unexplained concepts.
1. Parentheses in First grade

2. "make a ten" Her words have no meaning.

3. "commutative" "Algebra" which, us being bots full of microprocessors, will know about one day (We'll be einsteins)

doubles facts?

I got a good one, but it's politically incorrect:

Teach currency, change, "Make a dollar" (add coins to make a dollar)
Give change from a dollar.

There won't be any calculators or registers close by, you'll just have to know about two nickels making a dime, four quarters in a dollar. 
I wouldn't actually know who gives a fuck about "Associative" but throw in parentheses for the hell of it. a*(b*c) is the same as (a*b)*c so what's with the fancy-assed jewelry? a*b*c, fucket.

Pedantic a-hols, "Minuend" "Subtrahend" and ten zillion other terms no one uses

(Vinculum)

Word of the day:

"Demiurge" which (in context) is a cute name for a writer or an artist.

Wiki has a thought, but it's in greek.

People get mad at stuff they categorize as "woke"

But I'm one-finger typing on a phone. So no links yet. Please stand by.

https://movieweb.com/snow-white-rachel-zegler-controversy-is-racist/

https://www.outkick.com/culture/little-kids-parents-walking-out-trump-hating-snow-white-remake

Lots less relevant (zzzzzz) 
two viewpoints

As far as "Snow white",

Theaters are creepy (creepier) 
And white people condemn Columbians (they're not white enough)
I think I need editing.

Lawyers richer than god bow down to trump, as will everyone else if they want anything good for themselves.
So me and my teeny little blog do not want to invite Sauron, it's bad enough with gossipy neighbors.

Licks

But I had a point, I swear, only it got all self-edited.
Kamala Harris, Snow White (would fail against any white)

not that it mattered;
 they lavished love on the five or six states that really matter (not yours.)
And once they assimilate all the judges, Voting will be a fond memory.
But yeah Harris Lost, White did poorly.

(Ignoring maybe that musicals are so 1960's)
(They should'a picked Anne Hathaway,  
It's racist to call a person "Racist" rather than conservative, hmm)
This needs work.

Miami residents in the sixties picketing to remove the "Nigger" from their neighborhood (on PBS) 
People have evolved since then. 
Not "She's a woman" but "She wears glasses, has a brain injury, was mean to her workers, she prolly wasn't born here, sold stock, has a basement, hates babies"
And what power-hungry nut wants to endure that?
They've got it down to a science, aided by AI.
Fucket, we're screwed, nevermind.

dirty train

 Train:
Why so many cartoony sex games just assume that the characters enjoy stuff in their backside.
Train:
"American Me" (an old movie)
an ex con returns home, and eventually wants sex with the wife.
She becomes horrified as he rolls her over and proceeds to lubricate (U no where.)

Caboose (as it were)
sitting on the john expelling what feels like concrete, I didn't enjoy it or fantasize about it, and blame you all for tossing labels around like candy. FOAD, labelers.

That one and maybe Shawshank Redemption are more truthful.

GATES II Fat Tuesday

 A high up lady in the news had an ashen cross on her head, or I thought she did.
So I looked it up and yes, fat Tuesday was Mar 4.

What the hell day is This?
Well anyway, my excel budget says I have enough for another game, which of course is clearly impossible.
It miscalculated or I did.
O by the way, none of these blog entries are ever read, except one I wrote last month about games.

Along those lines, I should, I Will, change the title.
But to what?
"Gates" of something.

TLDR skip down to a video about safe-for-internet (and the neighbors) risqué games.

I loved watching her lips move, and her form-fitting knit-top is to die for.

I can justify the game, if I write a blog about it.
"Uncharted Lost Legacy"-something, which was a bing result of an inquiry for a game played by women.

 (My reading comprehension is sinking, my math skills died long ago, and (o yeah) my memory is terrible.)

"Uncharted Legacy of Thieves."
I'll never know in a zillion years what most people mean by the word "Legacy."
I'll never know why loooooong reviews about how a person hated a game, matter to anyone.
I'm taking a chance on a game no one ever heard of, because Bing said you like it. 

But I haven't picked up on the Lingo yet.
Terf / Anti-Terf /militant? OK I can't keep typing labels and you know what yours is, But my point is, I am very wrong asking a search engine what "women" like.
("Women protagonists with nice butts you can stare at," is prolly illegal though)

"Sapphic space" is a life-puzzle, where half the endings are either terrible or bad, and one or two good. Did I mention the puzzles?

You play a computer with no arms or legs, to a woman who does very little that others don't direct her to do. Answer correctly, keep her spirits up, survive life choices. The end.

(Link)

Independence or sex?

Long video from a famous lady about women (I think) 

"Uncharted" looks a lot like a typical goodfellas movie so far. Guys getting shot at in prison. 
Maybe I better double-check the title.
Parkour and Puzzles, nonstop, if you don't count the cinematics.
Don't do exactly what they say and it's death.

I'd say that I hate this game and stop playing, but The reality would be that I'd be out of too much money without anything else to buy.
So for now, this is it.
Games you go through like homework assignments vs games you enjoy until they're too boring to repeat.

• What game should I buy
• Why do my choices matter to anyone (video game choices)
• Do my written-down game preferences violate internet rules (Eye color, etc) because they would go against someone else's preferences?

No I'm not going to write anymore about it, the video says it nicely.

romantic memories

 https://www.beltone.com/en-us/articles/whooshing-sound-in-ear

Logic dictates that there are no gargantuan but far-away highways, no ocean waves roaring at the bottom of a really high cliff.
Science sort of ruins the mood.

If you only hear it waking up from your dreams, does it count?
I used to think it depended on the weather.
On Very warm or on rainy days, the whooshing travelled farther.
It's like waiting for a bus next to a Walmart parking lot, close to some freeways, if you were wearing earmuffs.
My other misconception was that tinnitus sounds like a test-tone they used to use on TV at 3am.
Not like a day at the beach.

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I wanted to find out why TBD network moved to a fox channel, and discovered
-Sinclair Network is supposed to be conservative
-Deceived the FCC
-(Tried to "sell" stations to close associates)
*People Like biased news, as long as it's conservative.
So many things to learn, I prolly didn't catch it all.
TBD will become "Roar" soon, anyway.

Old news for some.
TBD used to show kitty and puppy videos,
Now they're more edgy (lol)
The clipped news article is old and only part of the (old) news I read.
Anyway...

maybe "avowed"?

 

If you can even see anything in that dinky picture, It's supposed to be people walking into a room, in the predecessor to "Avowed" which jaded-gameplayers seem to dislike.
People recommend this game, pillars of eternity.
People who must've been in hospital waiting-rooms, IDK, it looks absolutely awful.
https://www.reddit.com/r/avowed/comments/1ipraz8/why_theres_a_lgbt_tag_on_steam/
So what I read somewhere was some random diss, there are no girls to kiss (I guess)
Anything not soldiers bundled up with gigantic rifles must therefore be too gay,

And the story is generic monster fighting.
What makes a generic monster-killing, mountain-climbing game memorable anyway?
Everyone has their own idea.
I don't like cabins in the woods where the undead come to attack relentlessly unless you have a flame-torch to burn them away with, genre.
And if the highlight of the game is getting into a car or riding a horse, forget that too.
Do chatty people want to drag you into some piddly quest?
I literally ran away from these characters in (um) whatever I am playing now.

• Go get the milk for the old lady who can't go to the store
• Along the way, meet the homeless guy desperate for a hamburger
• (get the scratcher from the hamburger place)

• Miss your bus to go to the doctor, he's closed when you get there, and your life slowly ends (the end)

"CRPG" is a word I need to look up, as well as the name of the game (Horizon forbidden-west) I'm playing now.

"!" is usually an indicator I avoid like the measles, and wifi messages to drop in on some town to try the meat.
Beeeecause, inevitably I'll get entangled in some piddly quest that forgets about the main quest (e.g., your doctor appointment)

What?

O!
"Avowed"
IDK. Maybe all the shills are betting on a discount or a sale, but since they already got the game free, I fail to see the point.

The reddit thread I linked to has a few posts who say they are anti-woke, and passes "Avowed" as OK for Anti-woke people.
As opposed to a game I never heard of, "Veilguard."
Int..eresting.
Is it cheaper than "Avowed"?
Are the characters teeny stick figures? 
Wait, I gotta go look.

Pink and purple, never a good sign

The most bombastic blog-entry in the world, ever, for all time,

https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg_gamers/comments/1gjuqm8/my_objective_review_of_the_veilguard_as_a/

I'm avoiding my main quest, which is, picking a cheap game.
I should get back on track.
HOW MUCH is "Veilguard"?
If (for example) it is 59.95, I'll buy Avowed.
But if they discounted it to please Musk-fans, I'll try it (maybe)

What would (insert woke/anti-woke hero) buy?

"tenderqueer earnestness"
And how do you feel about that?

I still don't know, even after the bombasts,

what either game is about.

IDK... not enough B&W kill choices?
Since when does buying a fucking game declare your sexual proclivities?
I'm righteously pissed.
Fight the intolerant assholes!!
(And stuff)

Olive-oil lore 

vs 

Canola Lore.

I like Canola (FOAD, Olive)

But maybe...I'll try "Avowed" first, since I can't get a straight answer about plots.
Can you kiss the princess or not!? (Geez)

If you like Beets and Brussel sprouts,
you'll LOVE asparagus in Crawfish pie.

I don't think I said that right.
"Kingdom-come" was awful. Period.
I still own it, I'll never play it.
Farmer's slowish kid rides to a castle (Why is this supposed to be good?)
"Wanted something more" are you kidding?
Squid-flavored popcorn.
Kimchi on liver.
Someone somewhere just loves those things. 

Lancelot (senor Balles) falls in love with Princess Decollete

and slays mighty dragons to please her.
Does she get a clue or does she give him a limp hand to kiss and some ceremonial sword?
Decollete is under the spell of the mustachioed Fallas.
Lancelot is mortally wounded.

(O well) c'est la vie

So far, Avowed is OK.
Assuming I haven't forgotten some bill (it was a hefty $70),
or chosen the wrong character type,

or missed out on some attribute point (dexterity vs intelligence, etc)
I like it, kind of.

To write this I had to stop, which disables my cheat-trainer, and I'm not sure yet which cheats to train.

But I'm confused so far. Someone is trying to kill us?
(Everyone, yeah, but someone from the mainland sunk our ship)

Insert Meme here

My character *could* look vaguely like someone if I knew what the slide controllers did.
I think I messed up the cheeks.

I'm too tired to play, but so far It's OK.

Like many games of this genre, there is a lot of walking, and some dialogue choices, and moral issues. My waking dream today was being a well-respected colleague in some hospital, but the fleeting dream made little sense otherwise.
As the dream ended, someone was trying to tell me that they had assisted a suicide, and they were pretty broken up about it. They never used the actual word "Suicide," it was a code, similar to "? 07D"

So I googled "07d" (part of the code) and there are codes, but the implications of the dream were that this was an internal code only used by nurses, and not something they'd announce.

Anyway, my brain must've translated a game scene about a game-character's friend dying and how he dealt with it. 
You get limited responses to what people tell you, things like "I'm so sorry," or "He was better off" (whatever,) and the exact thing you'd say isn't always listed.
These game characters have issues, I suppose, to flesh them out and make them more appealing.

It's unsettling, because what if you say the wrong thing?
The game results aren't in yet, but because I do what I want,

 and I have not googled the exact correct responses (yet,)
My brain made up a dream about it, I guess.
The world might fail, because of something I said.

I almost get this.
(do we win?)

It's not nice to fool with mother nature.

Bad guys: Loedwyn and her Goddess Woedica

Good Guys: Ambassador what's his name.
Bad guys: The guy in Volcano-(Solace)-keep.
(less bad but hard to live with, his wife)

It's one of those extremely familiar (but hard to remember) games where a narrator reads a book at the end of the game, maybe like "Fallout" and a couple others.

Your choices matter, and some of the very limited choices (it is decreed) shall suck.

Someone somewhere will give you a severe tongue lashing, while you read answers from a script.
Act the fool

Be the asshole
Lord it over everyone

But the game is worth playing a couple of times (It had better be, for the price.)

In Scifi I'm thinking about, If you can't fake an accent you refer to stuff obliquely and shift verbs and pronouns.

Chauncey Gardiner ("Chance the Gardener") did this in the movie "Being there" and people thought he was very wise, only talking about plants.
The Gardener in the game does the exact same and you have to wonder if she is wise, or backwards somehow.

The letdowns are very few.
You're a daughter of a god, but it gets you no biggie powers (you get powers, if you can actually use them in the heat of battle)

And keys and secret buttons (for first-time-players) are tough without Google.

Cheating is good. Cheating works. But no one promotes you and you don't get much more than a cool sword,

No romancing, just a chatty tease here and there, And the most self-confident woman is Ryngrim, a minor character who pops up occasionally (like some guest star.)
She talks like some BDSM star but never does anything.
The tree (see picture) also makes cameo appearances, but the most bombastic people are the most minor.

But I enjoyed it anyway.
I await mods, and stuff.
The walking cat (elf, whatever) could be the most enticing. I'm undecided.
It's like most of the cast came from Egypt (or Mars.)
I have cool scars.
Independence, United EU, not bow to the oligarchs and evil minions (inquisition), I got it as right as I could have, the second time.
My only question is what the hell to do with all the crap they make you collect.
Also, I'm hiding behind being a fighter, bcuz being a mage sucks.

Couldn't I be a noble-born mage / soothsayer and still kick butt??

I walk around in a black jumper. I guess that's OK, hmm