Is calprotectin a novel biomarker of neuroinflammation in diabetic periferal neuropathy? (nih.gov) |
Yes you have high sugar, no you're not a candy-eating pig.
What's the reason?
Inflammation?
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What are Ketones? (look it up!) too many? Too few?
"Trace" WTF?? (in red, I assume that's bad, right?)
yada-yada-BLAH (*yawn*) Drink tons, I can do that, hmm |
"Never exercise," I can do that, hmm |
"Enterococcus faecalis " o, crap.
Why don't they say anything?
Did / does ANYONE even *Look* at this stuff??
Geez (suitable epithet in mixed company) On a stick!!
"ALT (SGPT)" OK *now* you're just trying to scare me.
Germy people on unwashed Buses... |
"ALT (SGPT)" OK *now* you're just trying to scare me.
All this stuff, while you were out to lunch or playing golf...
Helllloooo????
Yeah but what if they ARE "monoclonal," geez, speak English, Man |
I'm ill? I was sick? WHY didn't you say anything? Cut the "Smoking Diabetes" shit, do your job. (It's my stomach, isn't it, there's a gaping sore, a hull breach my warp-core is leaking out of, right?) |
Hemoglobin A1C: 14 (I was going through a phase, sorry about that)
"You're coming to me with this NOW? Your timing could Not be more perfect" |
That butt-hose, that green weenie-test (endo, colono) You LOST it?
WTF is WRONG with you-all?
O no, you're NOT doing THAT again, check your fucking closet.
"Albumin" on the lower hairy-edge...
I don't eat enough steak TarTar...but then all your other results would bitch and moan,
"He ate too much Steak-TarTar again, Ommmm"
It *should* say "humulin R not N.
But my cute caption was, if the bottles spent half the night in a pee-soaked alley sucking up the heat and humidity while the driver caught some z's after a few beers, it wouldn't matter.
*Maybe* the trucks are refrigerated (wouldn't *that* be nice) but I severely doubt it.
Humulin is old-school, says a nurse. Is it?
(Or was it in an alley, yada etc)
Insulin doesn't work! Film at Eleven.
Insulin works! (If you buy the right Brand.)
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Creative writing class....
I was looking at your $750 heels when I slammed into that semi stopped for a light.
"I don't feel sorry for him," said all the judgmental nurses hovering around the EMT-fireman with his trademark mustache.
My mangled body was very pissed at me,
"How *could* you,"
it seemed to say, striking me with waves of pain. The glares. The casual remarks, "Your sugar is too high" as if it were MY fault.
Oh yeah, it was.
(continued in chapter 7)
Judge not, unless you're republican, a nurse, or a loudly pontificating neighbor.
I'm gonna go now, maybe down more vicodin...it works for the guy on TV (just not for me)
I gotta stop watching the women's crime-channel, hmm
Something.
Something what?
It's short for Something.
(ooooooo, nevermind) (nvrmd)
20257.1: (no one knows)
But let us totally imagine and guess that it was on some Microsoft-employee's computer until the 257th day of 2020.
The ".1" is gnat's butt stuff released at the last second or just after the official release (or it means "Original version" because it's not greater than "1")
wait
20251 is...
um...??
Well, it was a thought.
Nevermind.
The next version, if I'm close, and they release once-weekly (for whatever the hell reason, job-security, making the project-manager happy, etc,) will be
somewhere around 20265.
But this could also mean (assuming I'm right) that the versions being released are already a couple months old, and I'm not on Alpha-bleeding-edge windows, I'm on the version the chosen ones signed off on, and my piddly computer is being tested to see if there are problems with pissant computers such as mine.
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