veilguard (the yadablah)

 I get that this is a continuation of the game but I'm getting way too much instant-lore.

The bad guy has a big spaceship and has a kind of a curfew going on. 
I just met a hot lady and she is well dressed too.
*My* character looks slightly deformed compared to her.
I'm debating restarting, staring at everyone's cheekbones for hints.
Why do guys who play videogames suddenly have to know all about face makeup?
And then when the game is in progress I'm distracted by my bad judgement. Her chin and jaw are too small, her forehead too wide, she is way too pale.
She has nice eyes but her eye-makeup is wrong somehow.
On the other hand, her "default" was an elderly woman who spent too much time in the sun.

The dialogue is too fast to follow. Old dudes crapping on this game are deaf or something, I'm guessing.
Real bad guy must be stopped, at all costs. I got that.
I haven't died yet.
Five game-minutes and counting.

PS "Bellara" is hot (I think) canu-canu?? Nuki-nuki?? and the rest is Dickensian freaking lore (Lore, lore, lore And stuff) lalalalala....lalalala
And yes, there are nested quests and treasure and cats to pet, but why bother.
The labyrinthian primary quest is nested enough, tyvm.
It's a great game but it's boring (so far) but it's a great game (*yawn*)

There is something very weird about the reviews for this game, because people write booklets about how much they did not like it.
A person reading those reviews is probably reading them because they are unfamiliar with the game and want opinions, and these people are little help.
After the 400th line of why they disliked something, you cease to care.
I personally feel as though the game needs playing several times before an opinion can be formed, and these critics have some motivation they don't talk about in their little compendiums. I don't want to guess exactly what or why they bombast, I'd be wrong, but it's more than just the game itself.

I must have her, she will be mine
(obscure movie reference, nvm)

Wut is "Ossuary"?
A cemetery for poor people.

Who decided "cemetery" and "cemetary" , a better more bombastic blog

(but, "Ossuary" not "Ossuery"?) bone depositery (hmm)

-tery (cemetery)

-tory (obligatory)

-tary (secretary)

FOAD (Funduscopic)