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Sunday, August 31, 2025

death by seafood


 Clam, oyster, they taste the same to me, "Death on the Beach"-flavor.
Vulnificus (the roman emperor, or star of a superhero movie?)
Yeah but you could self righteously claim that Vegetables (in salad) can make you real sick, as well.
When I can afford lettuce, I buy romaine.
IDK 
Cooking shows push seafood, I don't know why.
Maybe it's lots less popular now. 
Plus they cook the stuff.
(whatever. Ew)
"Iceberg vs romaine" coming up. 
(Lettuce is outrageously expensive anyway; I need a new food to fixate on)
Dairy-free, Onion-Garlic-soy free soup? (a guy can dream)
Lard, fine (I've got a pill for lard) Meat, great (Love meat) 
So don't hand me your pretentious upper-crust soup, you with the wire-rims and the snarky attitude 
"Save the whales! Buy our $7 soup"
...Nothing?
It's another month of salads.
I don't mind so much, except mayonnaise is made by snarky millionaires 




Eat oysters, die.
Eat Bananas and milk, die (eventually, and get reported on)
Eexcuuse me all to hell for not buying steak smothered in EVOO.
"carbs" make a tummy happy.
Arugula and liver, don't. (real simple)
Leave my doughnuts alone!
And my KFC.
(Reality-check, there are no decent doughnuts, and KFC sort of avoids this town, like we had measles)
Bring back Lard!! (for doughnuts, tortillas, chicken!!)
wire-rim bespectacled vegans ruined doughnuts.
Well anyway, Google claims there are shops using lard, but none are near here.


Consider soy, the silent deadly killer:
Hydrogenated anti-foam, don't you feel healthy now??
Mutant outcasts pay zillions more for soy-free food... but that's a different manifesto...

Somewhere (I don't remember where) there's this little machine in a fast-food-chain making fries from powder. https://www.google.com/search?q=fries+made+from+powder&oq=fries+made+from+powder
(Warning: Google AI can change its answers in seconds.)
Gone are the hollow, sad fries-comments.
It brightened up and tried to tell me it had many interesting ingredients.
I'm of the opinion that, after reading about them, fried in Soy as they are, they're nearly as bad for you as raw oysters.
Anyway, stop eating so much soy, see what happens!
I would not want to cast aspersions on a local family-restaurant.
Neighbors work there.
Fine, but we (my wife and I) had to leave pretty quick while she tried in vain to hide her little brown stain.
Something in their very bland family food shocked her system.
(She never ate much of anything)

The guy advertising on Fox News' site  not to eat Blueberries, doesn't say why (until the ad gets clicked, I guess)
But Google seems to think they're healthy, unless you eat massive quantities, and then you might get the runs.






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