death by seafood

 Clam, oyster, they taste the same to me, "Death on the Beach"-flavor.
Vulnificus (the roman emperor, or star of a superhero movie?)
Yeah but you could self righteously claim that Vegetables (in salad) can make you real sick, as well.

When I can afford lettuce, I buy romaine.
IDK 

Cooking shows push seafood, I don't know why.
Maybe it's lots less popular now. 
Plus they cook the stuff.
(whatever. Ew)

"Iceberg vs romaine" coming up. 
(Lettuce is outrageously expensive anyway; I need a new food to fixate on)

Poor choice of words, "Fixate".
https://www.boredpanda.com/eating-habits-possible-early-sign-dementia-suffered-by-bruce-willis/

Dairy-free, Onion-Garlic-soy free soup? (a guy can dream)

Lard, fine (I've got a pill for lard) Meat, great (Love meat) 
So don't hand me your pretentious upper-crust soup, you with the wire-rims and the snarky attitude 
"Save the whales! Buy our $7 soup"

...Nothing?

It's another month of salads.
I don't mind so much, except mayonnaise is made by snarky millionaires 

Eat oysters, die.
Eat Bananas and milk, die (eventually, and get reported on)

Eexcuuse me all to hell for not buying steak smothered in EVOO.

"carbs" make a tummy happy.

Arugula and liver, don't. (real simple)

Leave my doughnuts alone!
And my KFC.

(Reality-check, there are no decent doughnuts, and KFC sort of avoids this town, like we had measles)

Bring back Lard!! (for doughnuts, tortillas, chicken!!)
Consider soy, the silent deadly killer:

Hydrogenated anti-foam, don't you feel healthy now??

Mutant outcasts pay zillions more for soy-free food... but that's a different manifesto...

Somewhere (I don't remember where) there's this little machine in a fast-food-chain making fries from powder. https://www.google.com/search?q=fries+made+from+powder&oq=fries+made+from+powder
(Warning: Google AI can change its answers in seconds.)
Gone are the hollow, sad fries-comments.
It brightened up and tried to tell me it had many interesting ingredients.
I'm of the opinion that, after reading about them, fried in Soy as they are, they're nearly as bad for you as raw oysters.

Anyway, stop eating so much soy, see what happens!

Some voice distant, (or my head is acting up again,) said "Apples".
I don't particularly love apples, and those infamous maligned bananas go bad too fast,

but yeah, thanks, voice.
Apples and bananas on my next order.
Beats paying the zillionaires for avocados.

"hold the nuts" (o nvm)

fuck apples.

Fruits got jealous of bananas and wrote a biggie smear story

friendly fruits: BANANAS, Blueberries.
I won't know what exactly happens when you overeat Blueberries, stay tuned.

Pblltt..I wanna freeze them for a week at most.
Well, we'll see.
(frozen bananas? but when they are thawed, are they OK?)
Frozen-then-thawed is a very mushy banana, nevermind.

Apparently, Romaine is the "It" lettuce, the influencer.
Iceberg stays at home alone and hides inside hamburgers.
F*cket, I'll buy "iceberg" (if it really is cheaper)

Typical veggies, cheap and dirty, get hosed off and an "Organic" label gets stuck on them.
More labels, more money! But I only know "Organic."

(Vine ripened, hand-picked, free range, from France?)

Point being, there's always a company making google's front page, selling this or forbidding That.

https://www.thetakeout.com/1917415/instant-coffee-store-bought-ranked/

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Apparently, you can get legionnaire's disease gathering together to eat raw oysters and contaminated lettuce, But I'm blending all the stories, and I'm sure they'd be pissed about that.

Manly-men eat raw oysters! 
The weak and the infirm should stay away (or they could just cook them.)

https://www.vdh.virginia.gov/epidemiology/epidemiology/epidemiology-fact-sheets/risks-of-eating-raw-oysters-and-clams/#:~:text=Every%20year%20millions%20of%20Americans,hemosiderosis%20(abnormal%20iron%20metabolism).

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