Bye bye American Pie

 That song makes little sense to me, and high-schoolers older than me pretended to know the code.
Well here's another code (metaphor, parable, whatever)

National review's fans all agree

and anyway they have their arsenal of talking points (read the comments)

Baltimore-something....

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/10/21/trump-white-house-demolition-east-wing-ballroom/86817272007/

Cleverly written to make Google's front page

I wonder how long it will take for a future someone to turn it into a biggie library, a museum, or a hostel for homeless immigrants (just to piss you off)

But half the country (See "national review") are orgasmic about the whole thing, "a ballroom."

My John Bircher-uncle would have been so pleased.

I don't follow construction costs, like sewer-lines and paneling, and, well, I was just *wondering*

where the hundreds of millions of dollars are going to.
A contractor who shares the profits with the Trump dynasty?

The phraseology changes but the meaning looks the same

Chairs?

imported floors (think of the tariffs!)

Reeeeeallly nice kitchen equipment.

???

A space-launch-thingy with a retractable roof (like on "Thunderbirds"?)

The "Primary beneficiary," in case you missed it, *should* have been the US or some small part of it (washington DC) but however it's funded, the buck stops at Trump.

The bunker is below it

an AECOM project

"underneath the East Wing" Currently being demolished

The white-house-military office (run by some high-up guy, and I spent long minutes looking)

is the one overseeing the bunker-renovation, or so says the press.
I'm guessing Hegseth will want a biggie part. 
Let's hope whoever the guy really is, knows about construction and ergonomics, hmm

Google is being exeedingly vague as to who
and what he looks like

The one in the suit on the right (maybe)

Train of thought: (Don't read between my lines!) https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/04/politics/white-house-bunker-history

I wonder (being so incredibly bad at math) what "90,000 square feet" is.
A baseball field, a soccer field?
Anyway when you add in the bunker it makes more sense.

"Big box store"
You mean a "Mall", right?
A typical "Best Buy" is 30,000 square feet,
according to you (Google AI)
The biggiest ballroom would be swallowed up.
But a *bunker*, ok.
With the stargate and the extra alien stuff,
the apartments for the president and his closest friends,
the press, ok.
(But why don't they just say that?)

They won't divulge square footage, I'll keep looking

Right this exact second, I can edit these things but NOT read the published blog, because it says I'm not 18.
Ahhh, to be 17 again.

I might have to remove the "Sensitive content" thingy.
I'd reaaaally rather not.
Geez are you kidding?

Too many militant moms out there.
They'd rather have their kids die of measles than to have someone tell them they need a vaccine.
I agree (kind of) on "Mandates" but you can't remove mandates, or if you can they won't.
(I'm getting off topic)

How in hell do I read my own front page without warping your fragile-little-minded spawn?

I want to at least ostensibly keep my content from kids, I cuss too freely for them.

"Ostensibly" meaning they know more about account hacking than adults, and they get away with it cuz they're "kids", the little darlings, grrrrr

Well, it's gone, I hope you're happy.

I'll put it back very soon.

I could have used a credit card.

But wait, how would you know I wasn't a kid using a credit card?
I could have used my state-ID.
(But wait, how would you know yada blah?)

OK FINE, now someone has my mugshot.

Massively huge face-recognition software like on cop shows, or random evaluator (I wasn't wearing any teeth)??

Now we await the news that evaluator.com (whoever) has been severely hacked and the massive database was downloaded, it's unclear by whom (NSA? A kid? Korea?)