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Who rates?
Friends of the boss, of the landlord,
relatives,
friends of the agency,
their relatives,
their relatives' friends.
Bottom-line: Will I ever see this place again, or will it be assimilated by a neighbor with a higher rating?
They advertise storage on TV (lots less lately.)
Will "Storage" for my stuff be the dumpster?
I've got real expensive stuff squirreled away, and I have obsolete junk I'd be happy to dispose of
("e-waste")
They are all equal, under the trashman's eyes.
Do people usually just run across the street to IHOP or McDonalds, or will there be cooking?
How will Amazon find me?
Osheit
Friends of the boss, of the landlord,
relatives,
friends of the agency,
their relatives,
their relatives' friends.
Bottom-line: Will I ever see this place again, or will it be assimilated by a neighbor with a higher rating?
They advertise storage on TV (lots less lately.)
Will "Storage" for my stuff be the dumpster?
I've got real expensive stuff squirreled away, and I have obsolete junk I'd be happy to dispose of
("e-waste")
They are all equal, under the trashman's eyes.
Do people usually just run across the street to IHOP or McDonalds, or will there be cooking?
How will Amazon find me?
Osheit
And the tourists
Will there be tours?
Officially, "no,"
Officially, "no,"
but friends of the friends and their kids will be allowed (they are, in my head, anyway)
The white house is a mess, and people with offices there have nowhere to go back to.
what chance do I have?
what chance do I have?
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"Modest"
"Unpretentious"
in the advertisements, now I'm worried.
WHAT fleabitten flophouse actually advertises these things?
I mean, the richest hotel has a bed.
What is so modest and unpretentious about their bed?
No cable?
No wet-bar?
I'd rather not have maid service barging in every day, although that's obligatory...
I was told different (different city, different type place)
WHAT fleabitten flophouse actually advertises these things?
I mean, the richest hotel has a bed.
What is so modest and unpretentious about their bed?
No cable?
No wet-bar?
I'd rather not have maid service barging in every day, although that's obligatory...
I was told different (different city, different type place)
Can I edit in a picture from the repressive section of Twilight-Zone city?
They've allowed cooking!
Reheat soup. Make instant oatmeal
Just don't try to fry a steak.
A can of fire repression hangs over the tiny range, like the sword of Damocles.
I cannot "resize" photos from my phone yet,
So pardon the gargantuan.
So pardon the gargantuan.
These tenants are not doctors or nurses out of their mansions after a hurricane.
More (if we can totally guess) witnesses to trials, and "Shawshank redemption" halfway house denizens. Elderly not ready for "the home."
Strict rules, very unlike motels.
We are required to live like priests and nuns except there's free satellite.
Every amenity is $3. Candy-water-washer-dryer
Except the free coffee and a muffin at breakfast.
Insurance-approved.
(Govt. Agency approved?)
It's home until the insurance is pissed away and then who knows.
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Instacart for groceries,
Grubhub for expensive restaurants, guess (I dare ya) which one this place picked?
Amazon is there. Yeah....but they could misdeliver.
I *could* learn to love sushi...
I want my freaking salad.
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