(draft) consumer cellular

 

IF I dared to mess with T-mobile, I'd be penalized $20.

The reason (I'm told) Consumer Cellular is cheaper is, they don't have much "data" in their packages.
I'm all about data.

I call a number that makes me wait 90 minutes, every couple months, 

but data is my lifeline.

WHY are seniors automatically "lower-data" users?
We want Bingo, slots, and ...um...skype.

So, No, consumer-yada, but I like your commercials, in between the endless drivel about medicaid insurance and Life insurance and sad puppies.

When you're old, nice-looking people talk to you about stuff

"Draft"more like disjointed rant (so far)

I mostly hate this video. If it were a commercial, people would get pissed.

It's all in the haircut!

O nvm

Well-written commercials do not start with "I am (name here,)"
Or,
"Hello, and welcome to"
Or, 
a cheesy line like "What are the Three "P"s?
But that is a way different disjointed rant.

I love this video (the first part, anyway) 

The rest might be worth watching, I would not know.