Mass Effect(s)

 I own Mass effect Legendary and Mass Effect Andromeda, and just today I bought Mass Effect 2.
It's because some review site insists that this has to be the best game ever made.

I forget playing them, I forget the whole story.
There WAS one version where Player (me, the protagonist) follows her boss on the roof down to some soldiers fighting enemies....and I can't remember much more.
What was Legendary? One and two stuck together, maybe three. 

Why didn't you mention this, can I play it?
That's why I bought "2" specially, the unvarnished, unremastered version.

It's too dark, everything is tinged red (in my head, I'm not playing right now)

I wonder if I install "Legendary"would I kill this thing or would it look nicer?

I'm sick of playing without a controller and trying to read tiny icons, but everything runs smoothly.

Will I get controller abilities?
Will the cheats work?

This display seems normal enough on a light background.

But sometimes it seems to overemphasize "red".

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Back to reality, and thanks for making fun of my playing old ^%$# games.
Yeah they're old, but they seem to work, and they're unfamiliar to me so it all works out.

It all runs together anyway, a girl walks into a bar and meets a slimy guy who gives her valuable tips.

I distinctly remember a completely different game doing exactly that.
Then I kill all the bad people, and ... I ...??

Nested missions. To get the apple you must go to the supermarket,
By taking the bus, 

By having exact change.

So...

Talk to the guy 

to learn about the enemy (tiny specs I can't see)

Constantly fire (and run out of ammo)

Cheat tons

To recruit the guy

so's you can eventually fight more tiny specs and a hulking thing.

Then, a speech.

I don't really like this game.

A photographer seemed hellbent on creating a christmas card photo of people in a forest 

(The location is not clear)

I suppose they could be in a tiny park next to the subway.

Cats have it so good, people buy $700 toilets for them.

(Tiny dogs have to go in the freezing cold, rain, and snow, it's tradition.)

Was there ever a *dog* toilet? A plastic indoor lawn, a cardboard box?

Or is the dog an excuse to avoid in-laws at thanksgiving...

Was the photo retouched to look all soft and dreamy (and cold?)

How can the whole ground be blurry white?

Why do they keep getting people in here who yell at the air?
Why is that girl talking just a little too loudly about something she disagrees with in this blog?

My place should look like the Taj Mahal after this long, but no. It will be pale white over dark insignificant gray or blue. All my stuff will be in a huge pile or gone forever, and I'll spend a year trying to sort it out.

My mind wants to dwell more on what will happen, but it doesn't fit in this blog.

Tell me those people didn't get all dressed up to watch their pet take a shit.

Amazon sells everything from everywhere, and if there are ads, they push electronics.

Well I came up with a commercial in my head for "Amazon Fresh" or whoever.

The crowded house is full of argumentative relatives who hate snow and cats and slippery sidewalks, and sit there overacting (for the commercial, keep up.)

The sneezing kid, the allergic brother-in-law, the Grandpa with symptoms too long to list but he'd need some sort of OTC pain killer, bottom line.

Yeas, they all need to be medicated.

Get made fun of for having a huge tray of meds, or order them online (This wouldn't work though...16 relatives, 32 ailments, umpteen orders?)
I vote for the huge tray you ordered the other day.

Let them make fun, until they're sneezing and in pain, and you can shoot darts from your eyes with a grin as you pass around the pills and Band-Aids.

Make fun, will you? No Band-Aid for you!!

I wonder if it would make good advertising....

It's tradition

Not to rub it in, but WAR is tradition, 

Pestilence, Death.

Lotsa stuff is traditional, but helluva reason to justify it.