rant list

 Incomplete.
Well it's jotting down what the hell I remember right this second:
What is decaffeinated coffee good for? 
Did some medical guy push it, did you read it in some magazine?

Why are mechanical keyboards so good?

I would not really know how an IBM Selectric feels, they'd wake the dead, that's for sure, but are (some) people, influencers, shills, trying to bring back yesteryear?

People reading your reviews don't have enough confidence in themselves to buy a keyboard they like....they'd rather trust you and the color of the keys.

I think we pass down keyboard lore from year to year.

The ones ranting about quality gone downhill, must be reading very old reviews and expecting the same results.

There I go, imitating everyone else, making shit up or quoting what someone said.

Decaffeinated coffee that you couldn't tell the difference between,

and mechanical keyboards that aren't too picky, maybe they're myths.

(PS THIS built-in keyboard eats paragraphs instantly, I might be brushing my trackpad, or accidentally using a special key-combo)

No one complains, it's all good.

A man wrote in a forum about why he drinks decaffeinated coffee.

For the ritual, he says.

Get some beans

buy milk

warm the steam 

grind the beans, push some buttons on the $700 machine.

I was being snarky, "$700" for a coffeemaker?

Drink the cup, clean the machine....

too much ritual (But I'm only guessing)

How much ya wanna bet introverts country-wide are building boats in their basement??

I want a keyboard that really lasts, and feels like a normal keyboard.

That's it.

Scary, how this keyboard goes off and starts typing in the twilight zone.