Hogshead delivered.

 I don't know much about food delivery, except when Cane's chicken wants you to order something, they don't list the price. 

Obviously they list prices somewhere, you can google them.

And what is a "Finger"?

It matters knowing because 28 Fingers is, um

(Link)

28 fingers is close to $35, somewhere, at some time.
Even the site displaying this picture hides it and says,

"Picture? What?"

I want a snobby critic to review Cane's vs KFC.

KFC has better chicken, or Yum Brands does (they own pizza hut and KFC)

*I* think I like KFC better, and this is in response to a strong suggestion that I try Cane's instead of KFC, because the implication was, they would be cheaper.

I don't think so.
My fondest memories of chicken are usually greasy with very soft crust.
The latest crusts are slightly leathery and have very little if any grease.

You guys continually ruin every damn thing..."O, Lard, so fattening" who cares.

But the iPhone Krispy Kreme snobs have spoken, they like Cane's over KFC,
https://www.mashed.com/1763034/kfc-raising-canes-best-chicken-tenders/

Krispy Kreme's are not doughnuts, they're candy.
Cane's isn't real chicken, real chicken has bones.
I love KFC.
OK not as much as 16 or so years ago, but still.

Yes, *I* remember the swimming pools of grease in the bottom of potato chip bags and chicken boxes!!

You don't drink the grease, nor eat it daily, fried chicken would cost too much.

Name a menu item on the KFC menu, and I'm allergic / intolerant, except for the delicious chicken.

Buckets of it.

They don't actually mention this, but I am pretty sure, only one $10-deal per order?

In other words, you could not order 16 pieces for $20.

My math is so bad, and the other deals claim to save a percentage.

This one seems simple, it's just, *small* for all that trouble.

"Dark meat bucket" which meat is best? This is math class all over again.

Against my stomach's advice, I shall order this, because I keep missing this deal (ordering on a Monday or a Friday.)
Strong tea pisses off my stomach, and I'm seriously not in the mood, but I'm trying to work up an appetite.

They do not accept orders at 3AM unfortunately, something about "Future orders" and that is not on their menu.

Bias in its many forms could be instilled in AI.

Once public education is abolished, AI will take over the responsibility.

   I have huge gaps in logic and HOW's missing, lots of publications no one ever reads I could possibly point to but won't, because this was meant to be very short.

Put it this way (Maybe): AI will be a lot like that TV show "Bones" with that coroner with her rigid philosophy and gaping holes in social discourse skills.
What was the result of an example 5-year block of History?
It would depend maybe on where the AI-Teacher lived.
Or did that particular teacher avoid the subject completely, leaving AI to use heuristics??

Or Some math term I forget, "Linear regression."

AI won't exist in a vacuum, it's basic purpose (besides making money) is...

Ya know what, forget what I said. History will be quietly buried, statistics will get glorified, and financial predictions will be relied upon.

There's a whole different endless jag about mean nurses and eventual nurse-robots.

Lots of disaster plots in my head, most of them leading back to the lazy / overworked doctor and the eventual death of the client-patient. 

The mean nurse welcomes you after verifying who you are.
As she is speaking, another nurse enters to check your ID Bracelet.
Yet another nurse (optionally) hooks you up to a monitoring machine.
Three nurses, One Bot. What future do YOU see?