shampoo and stuff

 a few months ago I got a "shingles" vaccine that needs a second dose real soon.
I figured, since I was there anyway, I'd buy some shampoo.
Shampoo is expensive so I went to look for the brand to buy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HaircareScience/comments/y9z33f/difference_between_a_clarifying_shampoo_and_a/

Holy crap, sorry I asked! 
Sulfate sulfate-free, clarifying, moisturizing, oily hair, dry hair, dandruff hair, natural ingredients...

I wanna smell like a plant.
I wouldn't want to smell like flowers.
I don't want "Squeaky" clean hair.
I have hard water (see the link)

I'll prolly pick the one on sale.

Would CVS have any of those?????

70 dollars???

OMG

In My day you could smell like a forest for $5 (I don't actually remember the price)

uhhhmmm,,,,,,I'll go $12, that's my limit (geez)

Dapper-Dan- something.

It's just, with all the chemicals from the remodel, my hair feels matted, unclean.
I    don't    know.

(Holy crap)

I never liked "dove"-anything, but it's cheaper than Garnier which smells of coconut.

Well, whatever. 
I wonder about "Ivory" shampoo, hmm

Anyway VO5 is cheap, makes you wonder why. (fucket)

blabla it's cheap, nuff said