shampoo and stuff

 a few months ago I got a "shingles" vaccine that needs a second dose real soon.
I figured, since I would be there anyway, I'd buy some shampoo.
Shampoo is expensive so I went to look for the brand to buy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HaircareScience/comments/y9z33f/difference_between_a_clarifying_shampoo_and_a/

Holy crap, sorry I asked! 
Sulfate sulfate-free, clarifying, moisturizing, oily hair, dry hair, dandruff hair, natural ingredients...

I wanna smell like a plant.
I wouldn't want to smell like flowers.
I don't want "Squeaky" clean hair.
I have hard water (see the link)

I'll prolly pick the one on sale.

Would CVS have any of those?????

70 dollars???

OMG

In My day you could smell like a forest for $5 (I don't actually remember the price)

uhhhmmm,,,,,,I'll go $12, that's my limit (geez)

Dapper-Dan- something.

It's just, with all the chemicals from the remodel, my hair feels matted, unclean.
I    don't    know.

(Holy crap)

I never liked "dove"-anything, but it's cheaper than Garnier which smells of coconut.

Well, whatever. 
I wonder about "Ivory" shampoo, hmm

Anyway VO5 is cheap, makes you wonder why. (fucket)

blabla it's cheap, nuff said

I'm torn between sea salt and cedar or this.

(What does "sea salt" smell like?)