Notes on healthy supplements (and other imponderables)

 Ask a question, get an ad.
"YadaBoost" ("didn't work")
Tea! (but they're all ads)
uhm,
Bald-headedness, Tiny nuts (OK that one was from me, but ??)
No catchy images of women (because it's for men, so...)
OK minus ads, minus hype, what works?
It's prolly psychological anyway,

or

millllions of thingy-supplements are being blocked because:
Your thyroid, 

your liver, 

your pancreas, 

(o hell, you're a mess)
And that accident from 40 years ago didn't help.
There's a mass pressing on your spine (That's from "House")

75.00 monthly +diet and exercise 
(or you could skip the 75 and just diet and exercise)

You smoke, you have diabetes, you eat (whatever)

You don't swallow the $150 powders...

I dunno, is there a class? Classes are boring but they might not have ads...

unless the teacher sells supplements for his regular job.

Anywhere in the world has a local plant or some exotic animal you ingest,

but they've outlawed it here.

(*lol*)

Well, like I said, notes.

Notes the blondes gossip about.

I'll um, delete this unless I can come up with a biggie reason not to, such as a product costing 19.95 that isn't a vitamin in disguise)

This has been edited, the juicy parts removed, only the dry dusty granules remain.

No wonder people don't blog about this stuff, 

and all I get are ads and supplements for women.

It's all about women anyway, isn't it? 

You don't want rock hard abs to please men...maybe it's a project like boat building or model airplanes (lol).

Bald head, hairy pits, I'm just not grasping the big picture.

amazon

Bigger is better (hyper is good, hyper works)

(Gotta get me some of that)

5 Foods That Improve Thyroid Function | CHI St. Luke's Health

Hyper vs Hypo (Hyper FTW)

The heads of the five associations had a meeting, and came up with talking points, lists:

"Let's keep it among the weak, the slow...They're wimps anyway, so let them lose their hair."

OK it was probably more of a marketing seminar, but I said it more interestingly.

"Synthroid" o...k Now all I gotta do is (uhm) hmm

So if you follow the pictures just above, they're circular.

Old lady says, "Levothyroxine (aka L-Thyroxine)" doesn't work, that she takes "Synthroid", which is kind of what Levo...(what I already said) is.

So was she in a mood, like the previous picture?

Is this catholic vs protestant, methodist vs Baptist?

Or maybe she got the dose wrong.

^%$# it's hard to keep track of this endless tide.

OK *Fine*, I'll look up "Levothyroxine"

Holy crap, online? I'm due for my endocrinologist-video-call soon.
YAY!!!
(Let's hope she's good and kind and nice)

My TSH is, um, hmm. Well, *anyway*, it's here

So, is that Good?

Bad?

Do I get my Levothy?

(Pleasepleaseplease PLEEZ)

*Yawn* so, what is it? High? Low? M.O.R.?
I'm gonna have an attack waiting, the suspense will *kill* me. 

It has to be "High".

So should I eat some *bacon*? 

um, (what's bad for me) 3 musketeers?

It's...It's...(o geez) why do they even *run* these tests except to satisfy bean-counting computers?

The test, by the way, said My vitamin D was so low that I should be sick, does that count for anything?

I'm on tenterhooks, whatever they are.

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ROTD 

Dr. Mike (Jane Seymour,) 

who did her laundry?

 I'm sorry but I don't watch the show, all those very white people with their perfect teeth put mine to shame.

And nobody does my laundry.

Hell, they don't even get dusty, except after mine cave-ins.

My next point being, they all stayed home, mostly forever, but cows and laundry and church kept them from walling themselves up into a warm tomb.

Church was shorter then, had to be.

Dance-hall girls needed laundry too (didn't mean to get stuck on dirty clothes)

And there must have been something called a "sachet" to wear under dresses to make themselves smell good.

Armpit sweat and whiskey was fine for men but women had standards to uphold.

Butts smelled real bad then, so sachets and bustles were a real trendy thing.

Guys who sat on horses all day sweating, well I just don't know.

The preceding paragraph was brought to you by my bathroom.

Blonde bitches being snobby and talking in chatty groups after church was unheard of (I'm pretty sure), but times change tons, laundry day is shorter and Sunday Dinner is KFC. OK that was supposed to go somewhere and say something, but my mind was stuck on the blonde snobby bitch.

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All it takes is one real asshole to take you all seriously, This is no TV show.

Enough threads @Iamnotkiddingyourecrazybitch

@maybeyou'llrecountyourselvesintotheResurrection

"Squarely in our crosshairs"
I'm crushing you with my hand

Sez who?
Cute, wrong but cute.

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I wrote all this and it's *still* too early to do much. 

Anyway, in a well publicized Photo, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris meet wih The President elect to discuss the stimulus (or what to order for lunch, I don't know.)

There's Kamala, There's Mr. Schumer, and of Course Mr. President Biden,

But where's Nancy-Pelosi? That looks a lot like a young Blond on the right of the picture I haven't uploaded yet.

Pelosi is eighty, I heard. I doubt the woman in the picture is that old.

But fine, It could be her secretary, a minion, or someone's sister or wife (I don't keep track)

You really need to *click* on the picture, which is much too tiny to make out who anyone is:

You could imagine (I could imagine) that, that is Pelosi on a fantastic makeup day, so excuse my eyes if I've gotten it wrong.