I write, no one reads, no harm. OTOH

 

Trump Covid vaccine czar: Side effects 'significantly noticeable' in up to 15% of recipients (cnbc.com)

Who's first? Nurses. Ten percent of whom could stay home (Sure, whatever)

Doctors, who need to make decisions about health (with aches pains and fevers)

Elderly (who don't mind another painful disease, life sucks generally anyway)
Reactionary religious types won't want the vaccination.

Then there's the people mistrusting uno-who, the people who don't want to be the guinea-pigs of republicans living in Long-Island, Malibu and Mount Olympus, people who are suing to invalidate votes.
No, "Cute but wrong" people will say, "Good effort".
But we are not rocks living alone nor biggie bricks in a monolithic society.
So sure, some will take a chance.
Politicians, probably.

If there were this giant rebate, maybe, hmm. A button or a bumper-sticker with a flag on it wouldn't be enough.

I'll hold out for $500.

But if it's free or I pay, nevermind.

(Tie it to some pleasure-giving med, a hair-growing pleasure-inducing ("y'all come back now, hear?") med)

Other wise you're fucked, it's doomed.

Except maybe for $500

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