8 million horror stories in the naked internet, broken PC's, shattered dreams.
https://www.google.com/search?q=nvme+%22pcr7%22&ei=cMxTYc_2MsG8-wTjyKTIAw&oq=nvme+%22pcr7%22
And NONE of them apply to me!!! AHHH!!!
Edit: (File this under rude rants)- TPM,
- TPMTOOL,
- TPMDIAGNOSTICS,
- GET-TPM,
If you were stubbornly (doggedly, determinedly, persistently) trying to defeat PCR7 and make it your slave,
Come into my parlor, said the spider to the Fly |
The TLDR of all this folderol is, Windows has a way of snarkily mumbling about this or that feature being disabled, and when you try to assuage the detractor (usually a report about security),
You land in a bog that slowly turns to concrete,
For example "PCR7", what is it, why do I need it, why don't they just enable it.
TCG LOG is important, to someone, somewhere, somehow.
Have it or be browbeaten forever.
https://www.windowsphoneinfo.com/threads/device-standard-encryption-pcr7-binding-issue.549624/
Dell (the company, not the farmer-in)
has decreed that to prepare a TPM you must turn off "Secure boot" and "PTT", whatever that is.
Most useless Plus my barn-door is open. WTF?? Clear till judgment day, but never prepare (It's a curse) |
So that fat fast-typer who hates GUI and runs linux mostly, knows more than me (like what tpmdiagnostics really does, which so far, isn't much) |
Beeesides, "Bitlocker" DMA protection is sooo last-month.
I would not know *what* my motherboard supports, since motherboards use different names than OS's.
https://success.trendmicro.com/solution/1103910-initializing-trusted-platform-module-tpm-for-encryption-management-for-microsoft-bitlocker-install
"Your device is worthy" (I already knew that) Plus, some snapin DIED suddenly, some unreadable crap on my screen "You're worthy (but not)" |
Ole fatass says:
"Device Encryption Support
Reasons for failed automatic device encryption:
PCR7 binding is not supported,
Hardware Security Test Interface failed and device is not Modern Standby,
Un-allowed DMA capable bus/device(s) detected"
And we just don't like your kind here.
Go back to Windows 10 where you belong, stranger
Go back to Windows 10 where you belong, stranger
10 zillion ways to die |
Ya know, (ahem) if this is so fucking easy, WHY hasn't anyone cut the bullshit of thehistoryoftheworldandeverythinginit(with appendix) and just written the damn steps on a page?
OKOK, it is NOT "7", will 11 do??? |
I got stuck. If 0,2,4,11 aren't worth spit, why are we even talking about them?
I washed my hands and said my prayers, and I'm a wolfman anyway. WTF??? |
I enrolled a custom EFI called "bootmgr.efi" (I think) under "Microsoft" in some directory.
That was this morning, after I accidentally pressed a correct button (Think, "Monkeys in space," I think they made a cartoon)
https://admx.help/?Category=MDOP&Policy=Microsoft.Policies.BitLockerManagement::PlatformValidation_UEFI_Name |
IOW it worked, I *have* the latest, But it failed ("you are obsolete") If I have a stroke, I hope my survivors sue you into oblivion |
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