If I had a zenith watch, it would be a legacy brand engulfed and devoured long ago
by Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton,
known to their friends as "LVMH."
It's this gargantuan conglomerate in Europe.
I wondered (Because I wonder stuff sometimes) if "Fidelity Investments" and their kind-of hot CEO had any interest in LVMH.
Beeeeeeeeeecause, if you play the "Who owns" game, you eventually find God at the top, owning everything everywhere.
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| Bernard Arnault @LVMH (LVMH MOET HENNESSY LOUIS VUITTON SE) |
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| https://www.lvmh.com/houses/watches-jewelry/ |
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I'll just say here that they look respectable and don't have outrageous prices.
The whole "Zenith"-thing was an answer to a question "Who makes the most accurate watch,"
but maybe I *should* have asked "Who makes the most accurate affordable watch"
And Pontius Pilate / Caligula might reply, "What is Affordable?"
https://www.watchshopping.com/watch-guide/best-affordable-mechanical-watches/, I like this list because My brand is listed several times. I never bothered to know which line it is; possibly "mako"-something but I would not know. It's the relatively affordable one. "Orient Cal. F6922 Automatic, Hand-winding, Hacking Movement"
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| ‘…you must always keep the customer hungry and frustrated.’ (Furio) |
forty-four-thousand plus, $100 (that's kind of like, one-million plus 99-cents.)
It means something, I just don't know what.
But if you live a life of austerity
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| comes in 4 sizes |
In writing this and looking for a synonym for "Austerity" I came across a word "Abstemious," which is austere for the very, very (extremely) wealthy, apparently, because looking for abstemious watches comes across $185,000 watches on eBay, and a few on Google you wouldn't recognize (they are too rare)
I'll try to post a picture of one of the abstemious watches. (The pics change and I haven't found the exact one (no wait, I finally FOUND it, what to give your girl on (uh) her promotion to global manager of the world )
"Abstemious" is snarky for Caligulas being extra-Caligula.
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| eight-hundred-Thousand |
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| I'm not really sure this item on eBay ($185,000) is actually a wristwatch, it looks like an attachment for a car. |
But this more expensive model looks more like a watch. It also has a nicer name ("Space pirate")
This last entry is the single most expensive watch I've seen so far. It falls under the googled-heading of "Abstemious wristwatch" and costs more than a house in a middle-class neighborhood.
It embodies abstemiousness.
A website wonders what a really high-up general is wearing as a watch.
This general (any general) probably wears different watches in the field.
This watch he's wearing, whatever it is, might be a commemorative watch given to him at some dinner.
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Damn near impossible to find someone not selling something (eg, apple)
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| https://www.europastar.com/time-business/1004089808-don-t-forget-the-middle-class.html |
And parenthetically, people keep mentioning "Tissot" which I have not researched yet.
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| https://www.ariawearable.com/tissot-review/ |
The most boring video in the freaking *world* lists Tissot as their #1 choice in watches "under $500" but I seriously need a better representative video.
I played it at 2x, skipped over parts, so I don't really know what he said...Once I heard "Tissot" I stopped.
Yeah, OK.
Bottom line, (so far,) swiss watches to look at would be from the Swatch group, and Tissot.
A site selling discounted watches (overstock, I think)
wrote the below.
I guess it's time I stopped being snarky and realized that automatic watches help keep a watch going, but in the end it's you winding it periodically that does the most good.
The more automatic, the less the winding (I guess)
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