mi fábrica no es divertida

https://www.sciencealert.com/your-poop-schedule-says-a-lot-about-your-overall-health-study-finds  (Pay more for food, make a carrot cost tons, beeeecause it was grown with love.)

https://www.allrecipes.com/4earth-farms-vegetable-recall-dec-2024-8754377

Broccoli is NOT my friend.
Tastes great, you can mix it with stuff, but it does not play well with others.
Cabbage is godawful too.
Boring squash.
That leaves "potatoes", those carbohydrates from hell that cost eight times too much.

And avocadoes, omg, $18.00 for a mayonnaise jar of avocadoes?
Maybe my stomach would like caviar too, I'm so pissed.
Anything reasonably priced, that tastes OK, is poison.

I didn't think of it til just now, but....Eggs have flu.
Cows are mad.
Veggies are shitty.
You're better off eating processed foods, they're the pariahs of the food industry but apparently they'll save your ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_(meal_replacement)

I also didn't think up immigrants wiping their butt on the romaine lettuce, although that stereotype exists....I wondered about germy fertilizer and sick birds pecking and pooping.
But they'll make something up soon, so forget you ever read this.

Free-range non-GMO organic Angus animals and plants smothered in EVOO purchased from US growers...yada whatever.

Romaine lettuce makes the factory go on strike...

Cheese (especially the expensive kind) will kill me six different ways but it tastes good and everyone's happy. https://www.shefinds.com/collections/worst-cheese-dietitians-clogged-arteries-heart-disease/

Pot roast used to be too expensive but now it's normal, cheap food must be illegal.

Corn-flakes,

Cheese+tortillas,

Tuna

(I'm not long for this world)

No one asked, but, isn't unwashed white-rice poisonous? 
So people rinse it quickly (you hope)...I have to stop writing this to google "rice,"

but bottom-line, I hate rice.
Must be why it's cheaper than potatoes.

Pb and Cd.
(Too freaking lazy to type "lead" and "Cadmium")

Awful food is expensive.

Good food is expensive.

"Processed food" will drive you crazy and then kill you, says Google's front page, although that could just be some council pushing a product.

What if the processed food is organic free-range and non-gmo?

Pink and imported?

In this christmas season we're supposed to remember the loan companies and landlords owning our souls.

Remember to buy stuff, on their behalf.

https://www.google.com/search?q=song+lyrics+mr+grinch+1966&oq=song+lyrics+mr+grinch+1966

(I think as background for a movie it's memorable, but over the supermarket loudspeaker, it's just depressing)

And anyway, tons more relevant blogs are right here.

https://armynow.blogspot.com/2021/01/field-guide-to-domestic-terrorists-3.html was the answer to a train of thought from a motto from a cop-show.
One day maybe I'll wonder why the US is fascinated with westerns and cop shows.

The guns?

or, here: https://www.axios.com/2024/12/05/unitedhealth-brian-thompson-killing-health-insurers-social-media

Super-vague reasons to ask me to potentially ruin my router, and if I were an insurance company, I'd deny it.

sorry about the hard-to-read font,
but at least one guy tried it and was not impressed.

Once again I am amazed people buy two, not one-plus a satellite, but that is not firmware-related.

Plus the "satellite" costs way more than my router.

I'm wondering if we're talking a college campus or maybe the Ponderosa,

hmm (Link)

I've already derailed this tiny remark into a huge tangent,

so I wonder if instead of giant spaces we're talking impenetrable walls?

The basement safe-room, etc. Watching the zombie-apocalypse on 4K in your bunker (Maybach I)

years ago in underground vaults were python-thick, extremely long trunk-style cables with individually wrapped tiny wires.
I don't pretend to know any statistics for the cables or if there was even a damned light-switch so it didn't look so scary. (I'm thinking of "Control", the game)

But cordless telephone networks saved us all from pythons, profits could rise enormously (no pythons.)

yeah OK you sold me, except the part about multiple e x p e n s i v e routers.
I don't get it at all.

Where was I: O yeah, "firmware." Take down your entire dynastic empire to upgrade, and for what?