Amazon, Prime, "fresh" wut?? (whole too?)

 This won't make sense to most of you shoppers, but for me it's a biggie rant.
Ordering stuff puts it into a little virtual cart. Great, fine.
But then....
Ordering one more item (mayonnaise) puts it into a Different cart.

I don't need pissed-off drivers (more than one) arriving at the same time.
Different rules, different times...
So I *delete* anything in the added-on cart, stick to my own cart.

Yeahbutt.

I get two delivery-summarys anyway.
This is like math class.
"Whole foods" is yet another category (I think)

I miss my bread (it would have started another cart!)
I forgot the cheese! (starts another cart with a promise that
it will arrive with the other stuff I ordered)

OK I've been accused of locally staring,
And looking at local reps wrong, because I didn't hear them right...
I *don't* want to be the guy who forces amazon to push many trucks...

A news article on TV at 7:55 wants to know, do we use too much deodorant?
The announcer lady says, "I don't think that's so bad"
You should live *here*, announcer lady.
Me and my moldy old clothes (not my fault)...oh, that's a way different manifesto.

But forgive me for staring
(and the carts, and the mold, and straining to listen, and not turning around (to avoid running over feet), etc)

I looked for the source of the moldy water and was accused forthwith of tampering with the water system.

not that I could if I tried...but me and moldy water are *linked*, literally, through the floor.
Yeah, you won't get this.

The *fees* for my multi-order have not hit the bank yet (or my credit.) 

One Fee, One Cart, One Order (with an additional item I forgot) would be my wish.

A couple weeks ago, I signed up, a momentous thing for me to do anyway, for amazon-groceries.

Amazon groceries-what? (Fresh, Prime, Whole foods?)
I,

uh,

will edit this soon.

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