It's a news thing, a tiny blurb on google's front page, that makes me think they want to get you to dump your TV finally, and buy a new US MAGA TV.
Or something.
The original Link disappeared.
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| You are OB SO LETE, Mr. Wordsworth |
I found the original. And a friend.
I can't tell if they are pushing you to buy something, buut I doubt people will bother.
Why bother?
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| (Cord Cutters News) |
networks wanting more money.
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"Creatine," a product they're pushing in fitness stores.
"Creatinine" is a sign you'll need dialysis soon (The kidney bell tolls for thee)
I wonder why they're bringing it up anyway.
Fitness gurus would already know about it.
Renal-failure victims too.
The filters in a person's body get tested a lot, and you can find details on google,
But if your Stool has fat and your pee is toxic,
And your blood has OMG-chemicals THEN your diet kind of sucks or you're dying like some old car whose oil filter needs changing.
Ever wonder (just wonder) if the meds you take to cure something, cause problems somewhere else?
Blood thinner. Acid indigestion meds. Blood pressure meds. Vitamins (with soy).
"Creatinine" is a sign you'll need dialysis soon (The kidney bell tolls for thee)
If it's a new product, why did they choose that particular name?
I wonder why they're bringing it up anyway.
Fitness gurus would already know about it.
Renal-failure victims too.
The filters in a person's body get tested a lot, and you can find details on google,
But if your Stool has fat and your pee is toxic,
And your blood has OMG-chemicals THEN your diet kind of sucks or you're dying like some old car whose oil filter needs changing.
Blood thinner. Acid indigestion meds. Blood pressure meds. Vitamins (with soy).
Note to self: Buy B12 with no soy.
Vitamins piss off my stomach but maybe I can sneak some in.
I mean, "Fine, soy free" but I didn't need the ones
Handpicked by God's children in southern France (the little chicken-huggers)
Massive train on Vitamin P.R., died / moved away
TLDR: There are Zillllllions of Vitamins.
Which one? I will edit this link soon
https://www.reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/v1yxe3/1950s_ad_for_methedrine_brand_methamphetamine/
Walmart Link
What have we learned?
That no part of Paris is "seamy" and if it was, it's a secret.
That there are no hucksters of Vitamins and cure-alls.
The ones that were, settled out of court.
Disappointing but that's what I found (didn't find,) writing this.
It affects me (sort of) because the vitamins I'm supposed to take,
come in Gargantuan doses, or reputedly do nothing, or melt in sunlight, etc.
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