Wake up!

 New month, new dread dream.

I'm crossing the street in heavy traffic, and drop my heavy quart of milk.
Do I step back to get it, or go forward with cars coming my way?

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The

allegorical dog

.
(whose dog? Why not a cat?)

The campaigner for president promises to shoot the junkyard-dog
of the current administration's foreign policy.

Firestorm From dog lovers, how dare he shoot the poor dog, etc.

I asked Google for a picture epitomizing "Allegorical"

But no one at Google knows what it means, only that it's an allegory (for something)

OK OK, allegories have been done to death

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zanti_Misfits

Only before Labor day and never on the Subway

Wearing stuff because you *like* it is gauche and frowned on.