You'd think more people would have this.
And anyway, being clumsy doesn't help at all.
But lately it happens lots more.
My brain writes a blog about "Remember when"
or "what if" and I'm asleep, or at least I think I am.
It would be a nice thing to google.
I watched a "Funniest videos" about tiny kids falling asleep into their cheerios...
it's like that.
But grownups might have to sort tiny items at their job, or read long reports, or play chess...
Doubtless very busy people never get this, I'm thinking, because they follow strict schedules.
Being wide awake sort of sucks right now, in the wee hours.
My body follows its own schedule, and issues a command to sleep NOW.
Waking up, same thing.
ten-to midnight? get up already.
5:30AM?
Sleep NOW or I'll do stuff you won't like.
Tell Google a symptom and it'll convince you you're dying or have cancer.
it is NOT being helpful.
Life sucks and then you sleep.
OTOH it might explain one single thing, in a preachy hyper-moralistic way.
In other words, smoking is worse than original sin but it is useful sometimes.
Smokers don't go around shooting up the saloon for no reason, or yell at their spouse (unless they're out)
And your antidepressants are killing the country (actually that's just one guy, but)
"Cataplexy" sounds cute, reminds me of Catwoman...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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