forced air: a sentence or two

 You can't blame motels for not wanting to smell, so there's this constant breeze blowing.
I don't care what that maintenance guy said, my heat is on the fritz. It blows room temperature air....
(*Achoo*!!)

(*Achoo*!)

So you see, it doesn't matter if you never talk to anyone, the air will find you.

Beware the air.

On the bright side maybe, I ordered this teeny tiny (we're talking small) bottle of Nyquil.

Forced Air:

People only incant the first few lines

We might never know if that poem had a desired effect.

People repeat it like some incantation, hoping it'll influence the woman in earshot.

"You look nice tonight" won't cut it, but this is long-winded and barely understandable,

What if she yawns? I can re-read this forever and won't really understand it.

The guy thinks the night sky is nice, like her pimply freckled face and moon-eyes.

(What's with her ass? O, she walks nice, I get it (Tick-tock-butt swaaaying)

I just spent the better part of 20 minutes looking for a damn border for my HTML, and nothing that they say, works.
Luckily I have my own damn dissertation on borders that ALWAYS works...waitasec

Bad salespeople (I'm thinking,) repeat the speech they were given, word for word, coldly, and expect the magical power to do the rest. 
Jesus,
"The Bard,"
Patent medicine.

If you can sell stuff, my son,
The world is your oyster.

Did the cold medicine work??

It was Mucinex, not Nyquil, and it might have helped, but I'm cursing the day I bought it now, all drippy and cold.

But if I'd bought Nyquil, would I be better?

Will I be in some hospital soon?

o, man.....

"You cannot self diagnose Pneumonia" says the money-machine, the sponsor-supported google.

"But you can tell if you have it because" and then it lists symptoms.

Don't get me started on the alternatives.... Legionnaires, Covid ...   

Real bad colds can land someone in the hospital twiddling ...

I'm gonna self-diagnose the crap outta myself, not much else to do.

Tightness in my throat... very dry cough (But that could just be the Mucinex (omg)

So as I'm outside early freezing-morning watching all the rolling stops at the 4-way stop sign,

My throat aches a little less, and my head is not as dizzy,

"Fresh air and a cigarette" is my prescription.