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Monday, June 14, 2021

subtext

 (long boring intro) Google's front page (paywalled) naive

(uh) that's it.




No wonder people shoot people, "women drink" (also on front page)
Colbert is as funny as a funeral.


So let's list: Neo nazis calling everyone gay ponies vs women castigating men
You need to bring back smoking!!
Geez, disney won't cut it. People can't have fun so they snipe.
Bad movies, comedians, mask/no-mask, (insert "incredible hulk" getting pissed)



More subtext to make you shrink in horror, drive you to drink (front-page article that could have been written way last year)
They're grooming you, making you more accepting of, the higher prices to come.
This guy got paid to reaffirm that life sucks, get used to it. (Plus there's beaucoup subtext)
Hoarding will equal gluts, in (o, say) 2027


I'll Die (or my PC will die) before 2027.
















Can we rant?


Of course "we" can, it's my blog. Summit with Putin, the headline says, has lowered expectations.
Go through motions, watch troops parade (I'm sorta guessing someone somewhere parades some troops) 

But the depressing part (if true) is, nothing will get done, life will go on, and republicans will take the opportunity to block anything if done,
rant nothing was done (that they could block).
Malaise, ennui are on the horizon.
Maybe they should go bowling, eat a pizza.
*something*.
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Subtext: You could be vaccinated, still get covid
I tried to read an article that tries to debunk rumors and supposedly false advertising, but it tries too hard.
WTF is "Shedding"? Is it like dandruff? You're confusing me, and I need to go off and research so's I can edit something no one reads. 

Paywalled truthiness vs free falsities, WHICH do you think People'd read?
People trust reddit, trust Twitter, not YEW


Free-er version of paywalled story above, they only block until you click (another thing I'd like to rant about but do not know enough yet)
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/miami-private-school-co-founder-doubles-down-on-debunked-covid-claims/2440233/ "The terrorists have won" used to be a snarky joke





I've got a seeping subtext coming up from my concrete floor.
Eventually (I suppose) it'll cook into way more than subtext, it'll be a moldering swamp...

Speaking of swamps...Masters of spinology, suddenly the vaccinated are contaminated zombies seeking to overwhelm the righteous and the pure, shedding their filth on innocent children (or didn't you read ANY of the above?)
Pah.
And you think I'm ranting, geez.
You Too could get paid zillions for coming up with subtext


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