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Thursday, December 23, 2021

Draft-y

 People who draft blogs...I don't see it, unless they're not really blogs, they're hoping to be articles on Google's front page.

Speaking of Google's front page, it looks pretty normal now that all the politicians are taking time off.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/boston-college-student-charged-boyfriends-suicide-pleads-guilty/story?id=81918042

"hot women (beware of)" would be the title of a blog I only started researching five minutes ago.

Or,

"FOAD (Be careful what you Wish-for/say out loud (in texts)" but that title is spurious unfounded and probably untrue.

define "Hot"?

This blog-drafty-entry is brought to you by scrooge and his stomach.


*MY* stomach received something it didn't like and you're reading the results.






Dying puppies (link-photo TBA)
Bad at math but 800,000 is less than a third of the donations, assuming everyone is honest.
2.4 Million in donations, assuming only the above.
(Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses??)
I like scrooge more and more, except maybe his politics.
Plus it isn't 2.4 million, more like 274 million.

Dyyyying puppies.
So cold.

Wounded war veterans
The other veterans
The kids (something-something orthopedic)
The other kids (Cancer)
Kids at bus stops ("silent night")
For only 19.95 puppies kids and veterans and PBS
That's $120 a month (Polar bears, elephants are extra)
And the free coffee cup, the blanket and the t-shirt, and you'll be funding more commercials for eternity,
amen




Other than less taxes and looking cool in your mansion, I'm not sure I see the point.


The next time you're feeling guilty leeching "Mrs Marple" in between solicitations, remember that your donation wouldn't pay for their lunch. Maybe there's some law saying charities must ask for money, but they certainly don't need it.

1.9 billion vs 100k, accounting magic



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