The self righteous, the self-named "saints," love their bread;
but not just any bread, it must be from a day old place.
Bread used to taste good.
full of carbs and soybeans.
They don't remember, before the county went to shit, how trucks delivered fresh bread from God-knows-where.
NOW you have to travel to god-knows-where to buy bread that is guaranteed slightly stale before you buy it.
Smart-enterprising people, rich and judgmental, don't know not to loosen the connectors on their dying car battery to get it out for charging easier, and if you broach the subject they'll assert that they *meant* to do that, it's more practical (and it kills the battery faster.)
These same people used to buy day-old-bread...
Speaking of bread, has anyone perfected the baking-machine they invented for such people?
I've been told it makes dense leathery bread, but maybe (it's been years) someone figured it out.
Maybe not.
The recipes I see for "pot roast" ignore the liquefied fat, and I'm the only person I know online who chills the roast and skims the fat, tons healthier than the self-righteous ignoramuses with clogged arteries.
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