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Friday, June 28, 2024

(working draft) Theo stuff

Scholarly references https://religiondispatches.org/a-new-bill-that-would-violate-basic-freedoms-ok-legislators-have-rewritten-the-ten-commandments/ 

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/yes-theres-an-american-christian-taliban-and-yes-we-need-to-stand-against-them/


whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven.

Gated communities of the self righteous in heaven or in hell

(I'm writing this to procrastinate navigating through a caldera of a volcano)

Did they get baptized wrong, did they (just that once) vote democratic, didn't they believe in an all encompassing government forcing their religion on everyone...

It's hell for them. 
The righteous (the few, the proud, the 144,000) rerun debates and have association meetings.

The "Rest" the 99.9 percenters, live in dimly lit ethereal places in the clouds. 
Mostly sleeping, since there are no colors or sex ("marriages")

There's a central whatever somewhere, but no one cares (do you know how hard it is to fight the apathy of the dead?)

Or are we all bits and pieces of someone's future existence, a gigantic noodle soup (Most call it an ocean, but I think I'm hungry)

Or is it a bit of both...heaven/hell / apathy is a state of mind.

Quora

Reddit


Wiki


if said by yours truly, Reddit or Quora, it would sound like incredible bullshit.
Hmm

O crap, I forgot the dam link.
Well trust me, some bigwig said it.


So the theory of reincarnation as posited by Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep
(They kind of overdid the whole business environment thing) 
must sound like crap.

But reword it to be about formless beings stirred into a giant cauldron and you have my vote.

Otherwise, it gets real dark real fast, like when parents torture their kid so much they eventually die




3AM apocrypha: Why not easter-chicken, why Bunnies deliver eggs?
For the same reason storks deliver babies I suppose.
Why does the government insist on tracking "Santa" every Christmas Eve?
I'm in a part of my game steeped in myth and fantasy.
(eg "The Land Gods")
So I haven't been following the storyline that closely but every tribe has their God and their myths.
Random famous mistakes in past bibles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_errata

"Blessed are the Placemakers"

Baby chickens are OK, but full-grown Hen is too ugly?
(Flashback: Cadbury commercial) 

Wasn't abraham's wife, like 85 when she had a kid?
Make a myth from *that*
The bunny delivered the egg, the stork delivered the baby.
(I forgot the white pigeon)
no, the white pigeon was much later, when, like Zeus disguising himself to look like ________, made a lady pregnant.
"Cock + Bull story," you say? I dunno.



Cock ant bull stories










an idealized picture of Demeter (complete with clothes, nice eyes and a white pigeon)
(Credit/Link)


They should teach "Talmud" in school, and Greek Mythology (Not that unreadable crap Bullfinch puts together in his overpriced paperback)
Beeeecause someone somewhere argued the founding principles are from ancient Greece.
The Torah Preceded the "Bible" (the collection of writings they decided to keep)



The Tanakth are a biggie tribe in my game...Only you aren't supposed to read this yet, I have to go get the correct spelling.
"Tenakth" (walk with the ten)
Bathrooms are nowhere in the bible.
(Well, (*maybe* in Deut 23, but....)





(Bury your shit with a paddle, way far away, the Lord doesn't need to see that shit)
But it ALSO says never to return slaves to their masters, the slave should live with you.
Now we know how most people ignore that.
Don't let bastards and the wounded (in their private-parts) enter the church.
Yeah, ignore all that, they wrote an amendment,





Every few years the myth and fantasy makers come out of the woodwork at stuffy publications you'd never read in a zillion years, except they're on the newspaper's front or nowadays, Google's top stories.
They're tired, they wear glasses, they're old, They have a basement!

And kids worldwide fall for the myths.
See, they wear glasses because they're brain-damaged.
They have a basement (ok they made that up, but...) Pedophiles.
No champion shit-layer, witness my blog entry.
No one believes me.
Vote for the Bullshit-artists,
the fucking hypnotoads.









But we're talking the future of this country, and who can sling better Bullshit, and who has more bullshitting friends. (https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/painting-of-trump-crucified/)




There's a link I didn't include (there are zillions but) about Trump crossing the Rubicon. (Bc, "what's a Rubicon?" "Who said that?" "Why?") nvm

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Older people should (if the below is true) all be dead or dying of cancers.
Let's be all mathematical, the below (plus a mysterious X factor) will kill you.
Radon in your new house?
Lead in your apple sauce?
iPhones?



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