A1c

 Old cranks disloyal to Trump, your A1C can be higher (who knew?)

There ya go: complex people who aren't going to live long anyway, they won't haul you up in court if they die at 8.5.

Old farts who are old and fart tons because they can't eat anything.

The problem is, micromanagement sends you spiraling into low-sugar territory.
There you are napping happily and the alarm goes off, "wake up, old fart, drink tea."

Because hamburger is mad, veggies are shit, and eggs have disease.
So tomorrow, I promise,
I'll buy hamburger with eggs and maybe some veggies (potatoes)

I need to edit in statistics on eating well-cooked eggs to counteract their flu.
But I'm pretty sure well-cooked-anything will keep you from having a short life expectancy.

A person could usually trust FDA, and vaccines, And when the crazy people take over, and you need to shun vaccines because pharmacy-techs on a mission from God and etc, the cook-well philosophy will still be good.

\Remember the reichstag: A well-meaning pharmacy will screw up a vaccine to prove they are unsafe and politically incorrect, plus, You looked at the tech wrong and they ...

There are more sabotage-stories, I only needed one.

When the nuts take over, You will not be spared
(or something)