rough draft: food

 Very generic title for a reason.
Tortilla sandwiches and chopsticks have very little to do with each other, but they have food in common.
So yeah, chopsticks are older than God, but why are they called "Chopsticks"?Ahhhhh! 

so "chop stick" should be the same, right? Wrong.

Someone somewhere convinced the AI computer that it means "quick ...something"

There's much more to this story than they're saying, I'll bet.
Kwai Tse doesn't sound like "Chop", does it?

And if the earl of sandwich (the poker player) invented sandwiches, who created the Burrito?

The alcalde de Taco? (Taco Bell, says AI)

This AI guesses almost as good as I do

TBA, don't all have cows yet.

TBA, why spanish has no word for "Sandwich" unless I've been misinformed.

(Is "lunché" really a word?)

Eveil foods from hell (depending upon your sadistic parent/guardian)

Tostada: A landmine topped with food.

"Champurrado" served at around 190F, to be drunk immediately, no pain, no gain

ALL chili.

My dead relative claims "Burritos" are an american bastardization of mexican ______ (I forgot her word)
Spanish people snidely smirk at my pronunciation of the word "Burrito" anyway, because my diction is wrong (I add a silent "e")

It was a favorite pastime, mispronouncing spanish with midwestern accents.

The chimichanga is a cussword cleaned up and sold to an unsuspecting public.

Please see "Reese's"

Forks, sticks, Tortilla-scoops, all eating-aids no one cares much about anymore, but *I* did, for five minutes.