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Monday, January 31, 2022

Weird food

 ROTD: 

Sims 4 added a new buff, "Cucumber Power" which makes a person glow.



I'm currently making coffee.
What is the strangest thing possible to put into coffee?
Salt!!

https://perfectdailygrind.com/2021/03/exploring-the-science-behind-adding-salt-to-coffee/

(apparently you've all been there, done that, (*yawn*)

OK nevermind.

Pretty people (like the cucumber-lady) eat strange foods, the weirder the prettier.
Until it goes to their head and they start gossiping about how much you LOVE weird-eaters' looks.

There's another train coming along side, about Lotus eaters on a jungle-island. I've gotta go google the obscure movie now, but my initial impressions are, beautiful women live on an island sucking the life out of visitors.

Black and white, in a foreign language, it must be a critic's choice somewhere.

(TBA)

The movies I've found with that title have nothing to do with lotuses or eating . . .  

My film must be so obscure even Wikipedia doesn't know about it.

They should make more Lotus-eater movies.

Work hard, pay your dues, the morality police seem to say.

While they go off and get licentious



The problem with following trains-of-thought too closely, 
is that they are usually irrelevant 
and if they come up in anything other than your head, 
you become a target of derision. 


 Take for example the importance of your liver and glucose. 
Someone will stop you mid-sentence to harangue that the liver doesn't make glucose,
 to which you respond (following the train)
 that the gall bladder does not make gall, 
and a third person attempts to be witty and blurt that the pea is not one neither is it a nut 
(He meant to say "peanut" but got fouled up on the "pee" part)

(*breathe*)
"AST/ALT" is a blood-test people get paid to do, and it isn't relevant to anyone anywhere unless your liver happens to be dying and saying 
"Help meee!!"

Think of maybe a tuna cannery plant, which does not produce tuna

The AST/ALT is much more complicated and all it means is, your body is boring to doctors and they think you're saying "Yada-blah-blah" when you complain of your body not working right,
if your AST and ALT are both normal.
"Stop smoking, eat a cucumber, go away"



ast 12
alt 23


Fat guys in plaid shirts living with their mom in the garage are normal too,
I'm guessing.
The part about them being stoned and unemployed a lot of times,
Coincides with healthy organs that cannot get along with each other (for whatever reason.)
"High glucose? Jog!"
Dead health-nuts who extolled the virtue of weird vegetables, long walks (loooong walks)
Died horribly of incurable diseases....You're healthy until it's too fucking late.

Weird little tumors (I'm reading about them, "Gastrinomas") can grow and secrete acid, or cause acids to be released (I'm not through reading)

Taking antacids gets your stomach mightily pissed off eventually, and as soon as the antacids run out, hell follows in their wake (Yes, that's from a movie) but the part about how tumors are treated comes from Cedars (the above link)
and the "mightily pissed off" is formally known as yada-rebound.
dah...???
Everyone stay away from the Tums! (way different quote)








A type of bacteria that acts like a mean gang can corrupt your childlike stomach, and when you get older they get really badass and look a lot like Danny Trejo or Ed Olmos.
Except they're not paid actors, they're bacteria and nothing can stop them (I haven't googled the ending yet)
The mythical blood-vessel in your brain hiding like the snake in the wall at Hogwarts...is a way different thing, would that we all could have such cool diseases. No, this mundane corrosive and eventually deadly thing is profitable and therefore inoperable
 (it's a pill-thing, not a surgeon-ex-machina thing)

This is from my head, don't quote me:
Your body heals itself, that's sort of its job, or rather the job of all the cells (And you employ LOTS of cells)
And the heavier the damage, the more the healing.
But....
The workers get old and burned out, slap-happy and stupid after being on the job for so many years,
plans get lost, new ones are hastily drawn up, and cancer kills you eventually.
 And what does this have to do with acid indigestion?
How would I know, I'm no doctor. 
("partake",whatever)

no,no,yes,no,no. Well, it was a thought.
"Don't call us, we'll call you"

next month, "Ascites," or how you flooded your body's basement.
A scan is supposed to detect Ascites, and it did, but they wrote it off as me drinking too much water before the test (Which I didn't do!)
The physical manifestation of ascites is a fat stomach.
The only thing I am unclear on is "why"





Sunday, January 30, 2022

dreams

Life sucks, so then you fly

 

What if you dream of a yellow box from Microsoft that displays on some computer screen what is going on in your network?

It had a name even, but I forgot.

The theme of the dream was, ancient tech you no longer need to use that used to be handy, but now it's closet-food.

One day when you're all in the hills enjoying your millions from Bitcoin and Yahoo, and you're too old to care about politics or disease because you've risen above the petty necessities of life,

uh,

(Ahem) if I'm not dead I'll wonder how the hell I missed out on Bitcoin-yahoo-whatever, wallowing in my little yellow boxes.
I might appear on "The Hoarder show," even.


More rotd train-stuff...If you'd invested in that patch of tumbleweeds, you'd be a billionaire by now...or they'd have eminent-domained it away from you because they didn't like your kind.
Tumbleweeds don't become castles without LOTS of salesmanship (and pretty saleswomen) and let's face it, you couldn't sell rocks to tortoises, uh, or whatever


Apocalyptic two feet




But they sure overhyped their little itty-bitty storm didn't they" Bombasto-storm.
And how come that bridge collapsed on cue? (rotd of an ROTD, apologies)

This whole section will be erased soon, we're supposed to care but I'm too jaundiced
Older (much older) articles agree, and I see the logic of being prepared,
for eruptions in Tonga or quakes off the coast of Mexico....
But yer preaching to the wrong choir.
And if they ever do get a infrastructure bill passed, ever, it'll go to the richest.
"Weather Hype is annoying" noshit







.I'm allowed to drift off the subject, but if that offends you, please stop reading now.
I'm looking for a decent Pittsburgh bridge-collapse picture.
Apparently, the bridge is so damn big they only show pieces of it,
not what it looked like before and a long shot afterwards.
What kind of bridge was it? Trestle, suspension...?
I can't fault them for being paranoid at first and disallowing flyovers and drones.
If it's so big, (I wonder,) why did the entire thing sink down, not just one piece? maybe that's a question best left to architects and physicists (and hopefully, bridge designers)
In the movie, water weakened the supports


in 1974 it was a stylish bridge (and whatever that means, I hope they trash the original design)
I was about to google ancient bridges (hundreds of years old) but nevermind,
I still don't know what *kind* of bridge it was, so they could presumably cross it off of some list (or use more rust oleum next time)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fern_Hollow_Bridge
(Super-dinky feet on the supports)




I dug this sales-brochure picture out of google, and if you were buying a bridge, it'd look real nice, But I was only looking for the meaning of slant-leg.

Stable, Rust-like.
Lawyers will get rich suing everyone everywhere


I wanted to add a long, non-location-specific harangue about construction techniques, But I know next to nothing about construction.
30 men working 30 days on a teeny castle Sooo impressive, you gotta figure it's a new embassy or maybe a tribal office.
But no, it's for chicken (The signs say,) and the man owning the chain worked many macho-type jobs till he made the zillions needed to build restaurants in his state and many others.

Damn, there must be quite a profit margin on chicken.
Which brings me back to "KFC" and why they so snootily snub us, 
with their dinky buildings made mostly of glass and sheet metal.
We ARE, Somebody, and our chicken proves it (soon, maybe June?)





Saturday, January 15, 2022

cholecystectomy

 Gall-Bladder removal has too many questions. 
Note/question: Bilirubin is a thing on a test they check to see If it's high. If it is, A host of yada-blah-hem-haw things could be wrong. But the best mechanics never seem to be able to fix old cars.
And it's not as though they can dump your engine and transplant a new one. (I'll edit this, I'll go search for better analogies)

No one (in their little report saying I'm fine (while biting their knuckles) 
Told me why Bilirubin looks good but ALP is high.
(I mean, they ordered the test, it must mean something, why high?
OMG I'm gonna die (maybe not but why?)



Bilirubin is fine, that just leaves bones.
Their advice: "Eat more D"

120*2 is 240... so the abscess is small (maybe that cyst on my kidney is pissed)
Starbucks is Lord.
Omega-3 is
(wait, is this some generic commercial?)

lettuce haupe "Taster's Choice Instant®" is worthy


I loaded up on ginger + green tea and instant coffee.
They are poor substitutes for Lipton Tea with sugar, but whatever.
The test should have shown I'm being good (more greeny ginger, more coffee) but it's all propaganda or they haven't found the actual cause yet (Like Microsoft's forums diagnosing a problem, except I can't "SFC" or reinstall











"There MAY be a way" what's the way???

If you're in the hospital for acute-whatever,
How do they treat your symptoms Without removing the gall bladder?
Insurance-companies must LOVE this little article that says nothing and goes nowhere but deprecates a standard procedure.
They don't say how or WHY, but you might get better. (You might not) without surgery.
The people doing this (not doing this) order up standard tests low-level employees can do, it helps with the bottom line. 
But surgery is costly, contracted-out and any article saying it's unnecessary is a godsend.
Can't they just give you aspirin for $1000-a-day (in a hospital stay) and send you on your way?
Yeah but they did SOMEthing, but we're supposed to know, being presumed grad-students at least.
Gallstones *hurt*, you go to the hospital to get the hurt removed, uh,... so the hurt's gone, you go home.
I need another article to find out what it is they do.
"Organ failure," "sepsis" if you/they get it wrong, hmm

This pic fits *somewhere*, I swear.
The caption might read, "No pain, no gain"
But an article about care-feeding of stones is necessary.
Wimpy runts of stones go untreated.
We need bigass, award-winning stones.






In my head I wonder what else causes pancreatitis without stones.
Bubbles on your belly, no stones.
Bloating, etc.
itis of the intestines... Or "osis" at least.

Pepto, an antibiotic (gotta be), and an anti-covid mask.

five years ago I recommended "Rifaximin" as treatment for my stomach, and was promptly ignored.
Rifaximin is like Pepto, but stronger.
Another very windy article not saying much,,,,



I'm gonna go out on a limb of a very tall tree, and state that your treatment depends a LOT on the insurance you signed up for, and possibly where you live.
(And your quality-of-life ratio; Are you the CEO or living in your basement)
Exercise or die! Smoke, coffee, (meh)

The people who blame shit (Obama, cows) blame smoking for everything.
But studies ↑↑↑↑ have shown workouts help.
And farting (lotsa farting, trust me)




Intestines under high pressure could erupt, causing havoc in the surrounding organs.
"https://asia.nikkei.com/Economy/Natural-disasters/Japan-s-southern-islands-could-be-hit-by-3-meter-tsunami-agency"















I should stop while I'm not too far behind...but
The creaking-boat of my torso is kind of groaning loudly,
like a sub under too much pressure.
Relieve the pressure (in the bathroom) and the groaning gets even louder.
I am mystified.
Since polite society never talks about this stuff, and according to press this is the year we're all doomed to right-right wing slavery, 
I may never know why my digestive system creaks and groans, 
although an adage comes to my mind, 
"Eat nothing and nothing can kill you", in reference to a soy-free liquid diet.
Unfortunately, the major manufacturers of liquid diets have been taken over by soy, So I'm doomed.
Hospitals sling this shit like candy:



They make a fringe product for fringey people

People eating stuff similar to this, (I'm not dissing any brands) tolerate it because they have to, claiming it used to be better.
OK forget it, I buy Pot roast and cheese when I'm depressed, and ignore my blimpy stomach.

I wanna plug something that's expensive but available.
And maybe with cornflakes, a guy could survive.


This last bit is for my poor carpet and me.
The carpet is mostly dry, I'm afraid to look at my laundry (I might throw it away.)

But after lots of soul-searching for carpet-germ and odor eliminators, I'm convinced they're mostly perfumed water, and to at least try vinegar-water instead.
Mostly vinegar.
Unfortunately, vinegar smells worse that the carpet, but they promise the smell disappears.
Plus, vinegar is nutritious, or something...

I shall now google vinegar and rubbing alcohol, and If I could sleep after spraying that.





PPSS
   What we call "Ultrasound" they refer to as "sonography," and say that CT scans are tons better.
Well then why bother with ultrasound when looking for stones?
Geez, I don't know, it's cheaper?
YOU pay the same, but they have to seriously pay someone for a CT (whatever that is)
But two old ladies in a converted house can do an ultrasound.
 










Sunday, January 9, 2022

My 3rd adapter

 This will be painstakingly typed, one letter at a time, on the damn phone (ok forget this crap, it's torture)
(...back on PC...)
OK, where was I...I can't conceive of riding a skateboard, using a Razor electric scooter or typing with both of my thumbs. So anyway this old-fashioned blog-entry has to be written on a PC or not at all, I'm too old to do much else.

The new adapter didn't work, then it did.
Didn't.
Did/didn't/did.
I think I needed to:
  • Unblock it
  • Manually turn off "ethernet" on my phone then turn it on again,
  • Then wait for the chip to finish its little spaz-attack for being charged and having internet all at once.
But does it *work*?
I have no idea, 
wait, I'll run a test.
Well, it ran a speedtest, a mediocre one, without failing, so yeah, I guess it works, and it's also being charged, but I don't trust it, not yet.

Wait, for this to be an actual review I must at least type the damn name, what was it...
UtechSmart UCN3273
does flipping the power on/off affect it?
How much power does it use on its own?
I'll edit this.

My PC's network card "NIC" is being horrible, and I don't know what's wrong.

Every tweak I try or un-try makes it more and more mad.


The speed isn't important right this second, but that squirrely line *is* important, it's horrible.

It's like you driving too fast, saying "o-shit" and randomly tapping on the brakes.

I'm supposed to, uhm, disconnect my router, only use the modem, when testing....

OK Fine, *whatever* (&^%$)

Plus, the richer-than-god mobo has two built-in NICs, and a third in a box, so I can't sit here whining...

waitasec

Slower, happier. 

The internet in general is squirrely, or I broke something...455Mbps is nothing to sneeze at, even if it's off by a few million megs.
Ble-ble-ble, δύσκολος, 难 (哈哈)
I wish I could talk like "Ricky Ricardo" right this second. 
Internet + Blang 2.0! (yay. 😒)
I just spent way more than an hour tweaking, enabling encrypted thingies, and guess what: NOTHING changed, it's still off by a few megabytes.




I read threads like this link here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/90yf7s/tried_turning_off_interrupt_moderation_on_my/e2vatz3/
And I totally guess (before the dick-waving starts) that some settings make no difference and it's pointless reading their history, their pedigree, etymology, because people'd disagree.
"It works"
"Bah, snake oil"
"Go away" and that's paraphrasing nicely.
457 on nice nights like this one, the phone is lots slower, and I *should* be at 461(pc), 351(phone)or so.
Buut no....ooo. 
Is it a spectrum thing or is it moi?

The power that the new adapter uses is comparable to the Amazon-Basics one.
I need to rethink my charging scheme, and decide whether it's better to constantly charge, or to let the phone die at night when I go to bed (because in a very few hours, this unpowered device kills the battery)
This new one lets you charge while you browse, but there isn't much to browse! 
I need to join a movie-club or something.
Ya know, I'd be *happy* with OTA tv but I think they shitcanned internet TV, but if they didn't, that's the one I'd want. 
     Shriners commercials and preachers trying to convert me, 
and the pillow-guy moaning about cancel-culture, 
all for the low-low price of 19.95 monthly...

Foam rubber starts as a thick liquid that turns into a very sticky king-size-bed that needs to cool and be less sticky. (Think of the profits!) And (uh, nevermind) expensive pillows and foam mattresses are a real ripoff (nvm)
Purple things are molded "Wham" (another $400) "wham" (another $400)
I need springs made by overworked craftsmen. 
Something springy anyway, not some overpriced sponge




This link is for some future blog.
Some guy who murdered his wife, his friend, was exonerated for killing some black guy, finally died today.

Saturday, January 8, 2022

ROTD (because, that's what I do)

 China, Mexico, ("The Philippines"?)

China isn't actually china, as far as I know, Mexico is Mehico, And I cannot guess what the philippines is.

Some bright-bulb decided (for whatever reason) the way to spell the real chinese name in english, which no one can actually read, so they'll stick to "China" (apologies for the rant, but it's frustrating sometimes)
Joan Go-ah: Zhon (Joan) gguo (go-ah) (but that's from my ears which aren't exactly finely tuned instruments)

Sorry I asked. Whut?

BTW no one asked but China in french is Chine ("Shin" or "sheen", depending upon yer accent)

and in Tagalog, "Tsina" (Cheena, rhymes with sheena)

We could all speak each other's languages if they totally destroyed pronunciation keys that no one knows how to read except linguistics-experts who already know how to speak several languages anyway.


Pero (but) in spanish sounds absolutely nothing like pero, more like pedo with an accent.

Perro (dog) is unpronounceable by most...unpronounceable by me, anyway, but I can't whistle either so nevermind...

If you're ever in mexico looking for the post-office, write the word on a piece of paper, or be prepared to do a comedy-act with someone misdirecting you to the bullfights. I had hoped to illustrate with pictures, but google is very straightlaced and literal..."coreo vs correo" (I think) but I can't be sure yet.



Plus, everything I've read says "Corrida." (TBA or, nvm, it's not a biggie)

so (now comes my bad algebra) Correo, from a person who can't roll any r's, might have sounded close to "Toreo", and that's all I've got,

"Fontainebleau" is complicated, they're in Vegas, Florida and France (another mispronunciation) but (the reverie goes,) you'd look specially stupid trying to pronounce them correctly.

Some words can not be mispronounced (like "Tortilla" "Louisville" "New orleans") but that's another matter (isn't it?)
The rest of this reverie wonders how true french-people pronounce the bleau in Fontainebleau.

..
This guy says it's "fountainblow" but in english with a french accent, so it sounds identical to me (minus the accent)

https://www.google.com/search?q=pronounce+Fontainebleau&oq=pronounce+Fontainebleau

Maybe there's a sexy lady pronouncing it, brb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulP8LECnApc it sounds like "Fountainblow" with a french-accent.

It's like, we're supposed to know how to pronounce what they're saying by hearing it...but You have to teach your tongue and lips.

There's this really old musical movie they don't show much anymore...

an old American woman in China was kidnapping people and carting them off in a big straw laundry hamper with squeaky wheels.

She's only important right this second because she bossed her Chinese employees around saying
"Shu sho," Which I took to mean "Hurry up" but I am not sure.

I'll find the movie ("Thoroughly Modern Millie") 

https://vanmusicals.com/2009/07/27/interview-with-sarah-rodgers-thoroughly-modern-millie/


"Miss Lillie as the manager of a hotel for young ladies, who secretly plies the wicked trade of drugging unattached tenants and selling them to a couple of bogus Chinese laundry men.Miss Andrews is absolutely darling —"(https://www.nytimes.com/1967/03/23/archives/screen-thoroughly-modern-milliepleasant-spoof-of-20s-opens-at.html)

Another delete-able phrase from movies is "She-shi" ("Thank you")
But most people I've ever encountered say they don't know Cantonese (or they don't know Mandarin, Go away)



So the three words I know are politely ignored. 

Oh,mah. Knee How?


What is "Fake news" anyway? And if it's so fake, why reprint it? 
 This story from "USA Today" is really just an ad, but you wouldn't know that until you click on the seemingly hot women in the teeny tiny ad.
Then you see a large picture of two men getting close.
Whatever fluffy crap the story says, it's blatantly fake (unless you pay to subscribe)



Gay people get married, dodge taxes (*yawn*)
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I wish I could customize google news.
Stuff gets successfully quashed and buried, unless of course I already *know* what the news is and what to look for (that's why I'm reading the damn headline page)
An opinion on a news show towers over death and disaster, New york is the most important state in the union, and so on, but me ranting about it just makes me an ineffective ranter on a pissant little page...


their crimes are pure and not sullied by hate.
Buried

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/15/us/colleyville-texas-hostage-situation/index.html
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